thesnowonthewall:

timeywimey97:

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

We used to have them. I had them once or twice. But then they outlawed them. THEY OUTLAWED KINDER EGGS.

WHO OUTLAWED KINDER EGGS WTH HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

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owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

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is clara with her soufflés going to be like dean with his pies
like clara will never make a soufflé properly like dean never gets a pie

  • Friend: What's your type?
  • Me: Famous or fictional.

matthewsmiths:

my dream since i was six

is to be on doctor who

and that is one of the reasons i took drama as a GCSE