my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
you poor soul
We used to have them. I had them once or twice. But then they outlawed them. THEY OUTLAWED KINDER EGGS.
WHO OUTLAWED KINDER EGGS WTH HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
is clara with her soufflés going to be like dean with his pies
like clara will never make a soufflé properly like dean never gets a pie
my dream since i was six
is to be on doctor who
and that is one of the reasons i took drama as a GCSE